Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Superfriends

This last weekend found my entire family and I embarking on a trip to MarineWorld Africa USA. After a short trip down I-80, we plunked down a little over $150 for tickets, parking, microwave hamburgers and Voila! We were transported to Vallejo's version of Africa complete with roller coasters (just like you would see in remote Kenya), some dolphins that will never see the ocean and the baggiest jeans this side of Oaktown...

I was pleasantly surprised upon entry to this wonderous park to see some Superheros on their day off enjoying the park and rides. Even better, these were superheroes I actually knew! Thanks to Cari finding the Superhero test online, I was able to see that Kirby, Steve and my brother are all "Flash" (or The Flash to comic book conisseurs out there). I was also able to see Grady as "Wonder Woman". Too cool!

I rushed over there with Jake in tow and asked my best super-buds to pose for a pic...check us out!

"Flash" (Kirby/Steve/David's Identified Super-double), and "Wonder Woman" (Grady's double)- hang out with 2 cool guys!

Thursday, May 18, 2006

Body Buddies

Wormy!

My entire childhood life was filled with fear of one animal-the tapeworm.
My mother had a particularly good way of inducing this fear anytime I came into the house with dirty hands and didn't wash them right now, ASAP, before I stuck them into my mouth in an effort to enjoy a dirtsicle...

"You'll get a tapeworm" echoes in my head to this day whenever I see a speck of dirt on my hands.

The worse part, I have found myself repeating the threats to my son who spends most of his day digging in the dirt.

It was with no great relief to me when I came across this story about the ol'gut buddy...

Read on:
Tapeworm story

Friday, May 12, 2006

Superhero persona update

I keep looking at the Hulk thing and just do not identify with it. I went back to the site and re-took the quiz, this time paying a little more attention to the questions and thinking a little more about my answers...

I am Spider-Man

You are intelligent, witty, a bit geeky and have great power and responsibility.



Click here to take the Superhero Personality Test



That seems more like me...I'm no Flash like Kirby and Steve, but they ARE much faster than me!

Thursday, May 11, 2006

Big, green and mean

My wife sent me to one of those online survey sites that tells you which superhero you are. I took the test and surprisingly, given that I wear spandex every weekend, I am not a tights-wearing, caped crusader.


I am Hulk

I am a wanderer with amazing strength.


Click here to take the "Which Superhero are you?" quiz...

Monday, May 08, 2006

The Good, The Bad and The Ugly

The Good
So Cari and I just finished the Tour de Cure ride yesterday-an awesome event and a great time was had by all! We would really like to thank everyone that supported us both emotionally and financially through donations, we have surpassed our goal of $300 by close to triple!
Cari did her 50 miler in record time of 4 hours, and even waited to ride with me in the last 10 miles. I tried to catch up, but the best I could manage (which is a personal best so far) was finishing the 100 miler in about 6hr 15 minutes. I was stoked at my time, kept and average speed of about 16mph with 3000' feet of climbing and no one to draft off of or share responsibilities.
We are both pretty tired, but not too bad-can't wait for the next century!

We made it and we're happy-only 8 miles to go!

The Bad & The Ugly
One thing riding 100 miles by yourself does is allow a ton of time to think and observe. This brings me to "The Bad & The Ugly" section of this post.
First a disclaimer:
I am an avid cyclist. I love it more than pretty much anything. I try to stand up for biker's rights whenever I can, I don't think the roads are very well "shared" and I think we (cyclists) deserve more respect and attention.

However-some of the shit I saw on this ride really aggrevated me. Unfortunately, I had about 5.5 hours to stew on it with no one to vent to, and Cari got the full tirade upon our meeting and her simply asking "how you doing?"

Where to start? Hmmmm, let's see.

Single file
I ride in Napa pretty much every weekend, and countless others ride the roads everywhere. Our ride was pretty specific about riding single file, in the bike lane.
Why? Safety primarily.
Now bear in mind, the "bike lane" in many parts is a white line about 5" wide (if at all) and is a challenge to stay "within". But damn if I didn't see too many Mini-Lance's out there 2-3 abreast. The worse part? They either paid no attention to their position or didn't care enough to suck back in when cars where coming from behind. I know, I know-bikes are vehicles too. Blah, blah, blah. I also know my bike weighs about 18 lbs and a new Chevy Tahoe is ohhh, 6500lbs. Do the math, bikes WILL lose. To help those readers out there that are challenged by words, I have created the following:

Simple "Zone" break down of pretty much any road in America (give or take the actual presence of a bike lane)

Live? or Die? Depends on where you are...

Single file: Notice how the riders are riding? See how it limits your width and intrusion into the paths of cars? Also works to extend your ride and life.

Mini-Lance: 16lb bike, 160lb rider, all ti parts, trains 1-3 times a month

Tahoe: 6500 lbs empty, 5'1" Soccer mom on cell phone driving, 12 mpg

So what am I saying? Suck it up and stay in the friggin' bike lane people. What makes me so mad is that these tools give EVERY cyclist a bad name and this name seems to stick a lot more than those of us that do try to live alongside the stupid SUV's and drivers.

On your left*
*(or right as I saw this weekend)


So there I am trying to:
1. Not get hit by a car
2. Stay on my bike line/lane
3. Enjoy the views
4. Think

When out of the blue a pace line of "Bike clubbers" come screaming by. Scares the shit out of me and proceed to move on ahead. More than once, these "pros" had the common indecency to fly by unannounced and continue on without so much as a hello or simple "On your left". Bastards. My saving grace is bike handling skills and the fact I don't own a gun. On top of that, they usually have no idea on how a pace line works-the leader generally swinging out into traffic and slamming on his/her brakes while the "team" slows to allow them to drop onto the rear (this is best case scenerio). I also saw some sweet pack riding with people passing each other on the left AND the right...

And I wondered why I ride alone?

Generally I try to stay about 200 yards behind these accidents waiting to happen and hope for the best (that is no one getting hit by a car or half wheeling each other into the ditch).

My point?
If you wanna act like a pro it takes a lot more than a carbon Trek and a Discovery jersey. You need to know what to do and learn how to do it. Lance didn't wake up one day and win the tour. Things take time and require more effort than a Sunday morning group ride once a month to hone the skills.

Sorry for the rants-but I work hard to enjoy my time on the bike. Additionally, I look forward (dream) to the day cyclists can be more integrated and accepted in our auto-centric culture and on the roads. This will NOT happen if people do not learn the basics and help others do so as well-next time you are on a ride, be the bigger person and realize there is more to consider than yourself.

Nuff said.

Friday, May 05, 2006

North Shore Jake

So he had a harder time with Cari on the whole jumping thing. But our first time out-Jake shined like the star he is-check it...

Jake Jumpin'

Here is Jake, age 3 attempting to become the next freeride star!

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

One more thing...

All this talk about gas and the cost of driving and all the boo-hoo...almost lost sight of the most basic premise:

Driving is a privilege-NOT a right

If you have chosen to drive one of the following, in any way shape or form (that includes my friends that have only 1 child, but NEED the space of a Yukon, people that use them for commuter cars, etc), I have 2 things:
A.) WAAAA...pay your $70-80 a week to fill up
2.) Quit yer' bitchen'--it was YOUR choice to drive the stupid big truck


Dumb. Can't believe I see these things with "Keep Tahoe Blue" Stickers on them...

Dumber. "Expedition" To where? The mall only.

Dumberer. Yo,yo, yo-check out my big wheels and small brakes. I said BIG wheels!

Moronic.Complete idiot drivers, please apply--must have at least one of the following: Raider sticker, tribal tattoo, fake breasts.

Oh yeah, and thanks GW for the huge write off (upto $100K) for anyone that purchases one of these, thanks for the solution on gas too-you know-lowering environmental standards for refineries so they can produce more gas inefficiently for the inefficient vehicles you promote.

Monday, May 01, 2006

I interrupt this blog for a quick GW bash

*To all 3 of my readers, I must deviate from bike ramblings to answer-more directly-a post to my "liberal" blog...

It was said that I should be thankful for the $1000 child tax credit (I am) and that this money goes a long way to making ends meet...that just is too hard to believe, so I dug around on Dubya's record and lookee what I found...
Sorry for lack of sources, if you are so inclined to question I am sure I can retrieve my bookmarks

1.)Salaries are still below where they were at the start of the recovery in November 2001. That, while productivity -- the growth of the economic pie -- is up by almost 15 percent. Meaning we're working harder, producing more, for the same money as five years ago.

2.)Since the recession ended in 2001, 50 percent more of the growth in corporate income was sucked up as profits than after past recessions. That's left less for those of us who work for a living.

3.) Median household income has now fallen for five years in a row. It was 4 percent, or $2,000, lower in 2004 than it was in 1999.

4.) U.S. household debt, adjusted for inflation, rose by more than a third over the last four years. Mortgage and consumer debt equals 115 percent of after-tax income, and the amount American families spend paying off those debts is at an all-time high of almost 14 percent of their paychecks. In other words Americans are all paying a hefty monthly debt tax to banks and creditors on top of what we already pay the government.

5.) The typical tax cut for the median income taxpayer will be $600 a year.

For the 78 million taxpayers in the lowest 60 percent of the income scale, the tax cut will average $347 a year.

In contrast, at the top of the income scale the average tax cut will be $53,000 annually--virtually identical to the $54,000 annual tax cut proposed by the President.

6.) Bush claimed that his tax cut would “reduce tax rates for everyone who pays income tax.” He failed to mention that this “relief” program would put half of the tax cut's dividends into the hands of our nation's wealthiest 5%, while 8.1 million citizens in the bottom half of the income bracket receive approximately $300 a year. Reducing tax revenues while doubling the growth rate of federal spending has caused the federal budget deficit to balloon to a projected $4 trillion over the next 10 years.

7.) 3.3 million jobs (93,000 in August of 2003 alone) have been lost since Bush took office--more than the last 11 Presidents combined. (Bureau of Labor Statistics, June 2001-August 2003) Bush is likely to be the first president since Herbert Hoover to show a net loss of jobs at the end of his first term

8.) The 2004 budget set the record for the largest deficit in history: either $477 billion or $521 billion (CBO and OMB numbers, respectively).

9.) The federal budget surplus of over $200 billion that we enjoyed in the year 2000 has disappeared, and we are now facing a massive annual deficit of over $400 billion.

10.) GW's justice department was the first in US history to attempt to enforce federal regulations while refusing to disclose what those regulations are.

It goes on and on...

For the record, I went to the base meaning of the word "republican" (according to Merriam Webster):

DEMOCRATIC-REPUBLICAN b : of, relating to, or constituting the one of the two major political parties evolving in the U.S. in the mid-19th century that is usually primarily associated with business, financial, and some agricultural interests and is held to favor a restricted governmental role in economic life

This party might not be so republican after all as they seem to want to have ANY and EVERY role not only in our economic, but also PERSONAL life. Way too scary. Just know, whenever you decide to give up rights that took 200 years to achieve, there is NO way you're getting them back.